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These are some lies we made up about Anson.
Marco Polo is every now and then seen watching shows in an Anson living room very late at night.
A colossal leopard has purportedly been distinguished on many instances in Tiger Stadium before sunrise smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a ten feet high huge person may every so often be made out at City Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the panorama.
An alien from planet Venus was perceived dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Carter Creek late in the night.
A massive lizard came into view going through trash cans on an Anson residential street.
An alien from deep space was witnessed on an Anson lane at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large ewe became visible looking at a person sleeping in a bed in a trailer in Anson.
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Ghost Sightings From Anson
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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