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These are some lies we made up about Annona.
A space man is from time to time spotted at Burkhand Branch at night throwing rocks into the flow.
A medieval armor without a human inside has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances gazing across Shawnee Prairie at the stroke of midnight. It's been argued that this individual spirit gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who come seeking spirits in Annona.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can from time to time be made out reading a newsletter at Bentsen Lake Dam late in the night.
A gigantic jaguar was spotted in an Annona secondary school around midnight pacing the corridors.
An martian tourist from another world showed up in a mirror in an Annona trailer; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Annona
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Ghost Sightings From Annona
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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