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These are some lies we made up about Anna.
The ghost of a man clad as a janitor can now and then be made out hovering in the middle of a murky road near Anna.
A big creepy monster has repeatedly been noticed posting a box at an Anna post office.
A gargantuan steer is regularly observed looking at the water by Meat Producers Dam around midnight.
A gigantic ocelot is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions scaring folks by Bear Creek.
A Stegosaurus can be spotted very often guzzling diesel from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Anna.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has every so often been witnessed speaking into the air as if somebody besides was in attendance.
An alien vacationer from another planet is once in a while perceived walking a Poodle before dawn on a murky Anna road.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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