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These are some lies we made up about Angleton.
A huge dromedary is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions trying to snatch something in Angleton Independent School District Wildcat Stadium in the early morning hours.
An martian tourist from deep space may repeatedly be spotted searching through garbage cans on an Angleton residential street.
The spirit of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a jacket can be spotted very frequently startling people at Angleton Fishing and Hunting Club Levee late at night. Lots of locals claim this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who dare to upset the peace in Angleton.
An alien from another galaxy has every now and then been perceived on the shore of Angleton Fishing and Hunting Club Reservoir shuffling orbs around.
An extremely large ape is occasionally seen ascending out of Hog Lake covered in slime very late at night.
A very large ermine can sometimes be distinguished throwing stones into the current at Flores Bayou on
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a dark night.
A large bloodcurdling giant was spotted on an Angleton street at midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer was seen looking at a man sleeping on a futon in an apartment in Angleton.
A headless gentleman showed up in a convenience store in the Angleton vicinity. Freaked out by the eye witnesses the
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ghost made its way into the night. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was perceived annihilating a map near the entrance to Brazos Bend State Park.
An enormous bull was noticed creeping out of a drain hole on an Angleton residential road at the stroke of midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach has regularly been observed performing a tune on a harpsichord in an Angleton house.
A female with her arms amputated is known to have been seen on a few occasions in an Angleton highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise staggering the hallways. Locals who have observed this ghost argue this ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Angleton before the present.
A gargantuan camel can repeatedly be made out in a mirror in an Angleton home; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
An armed forces outfit strolling about without a body in it can be made out very frequently
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in a home close to Angleton. Folks here claim that this phantom is perhaps the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to dwell here in Angleton. One thing is for sure, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Angleton
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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