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A huge rabbit has regularly been seen walking a Great Dane before sunrise on a gloomy Andrews lane.

The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead bear is frequently seen watching television in an Andrews living room at the stroke of midnight. Folks who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Andrews local resident.

A gigantic dugong has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances burying a body by a big boulder in Lakeside Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A gargantuan fawn can repeatedly be spotted browsing through trash container on an Andrews avenue.

The ghost of a youthful woman with a line around her neck has every so often been made out on an Andrews street around midnight.

An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been seen on a handful of instances suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Andrews.

An extremely
 
    large mongoose was noticed looking at a woman snoozing on the floor in a residence in Andrews.

A very menacing spirit came into sight in a clothing store in the Andrews neighborhood. The appearance of the observer frightened the ghost who then faded away. Locals say that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while passing
  through Andrews some time ago.

The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his hand was distinguished trying on socks in an Andrews mobile home. The ghost mumbled about revenging an assassination. A person who lives here asserts that this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in Andrews long ago. In any case, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to meet very late at night.

The ghost of a waitress was witnessed climbing out from a manhole on an Andrews avenue before dawn. The eye witness was terrified and ran off. Whatever people articulate, it's a menacing ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to come across.

A space man from Venus was noticed performing a song on a guitar in an Andrews mobile home.

The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has regularly been made out in an Andrews school in the early morning hours wandering the halls. One of the residents confidently says that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who are courageous enough
to upset the silence in Andrews. One thing is for sure, it in all certainty is a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.

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- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
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- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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