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These are some lies we made up about Anderson.
A big frightening giant is sometimes witnessed hauling a body across the dirt in Fanthorp Inn State Historical Park after midnight.
An alien has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions trying to find a man beside Gibbons Spring in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from another world may every so often be observed drifting by on Big Branch before sunrise.
A space man from planet Pluto was witnessed at Carlos Lake Dam around midnight taking in the view.
A space invader from another solar system came into sight in an Anderson area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Anderson
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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