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These are some lies we made up about Anahuac.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a large axe was distinguished by Big Hog Bayou demolishing a bag. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being seen. A number of of the folks here allege this phantom is almost certainly the undeceased phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Anahuac. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
A scary skeleton has repeatedly been seen by the water at Ash Point gulping blood from a glass. It's been said that this specific phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Anahuac local resident.
A luminous human shape has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances floating along Chimney Bayou before sunrise. Based on what the people who live here assert, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Anahuac some time ago.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can frequently
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be observed exploring Bad East Gully in detail before sunrise.
A gargantuan jerboa has sometimes been seen hauling a dead body over rocks in Double Bayou Park at night.
An alien from planet Pluto is sometimes made out in a row boat on Lawrence Lakes chatting into the night.
An alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been witnessed
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on a handful of occasions swallowing gasoline from a gas pump at a gas station in Anahuac.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may sometimes be noticed speaking into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
A space alien has often been distinguished peeping through residence windows in Anahuac around midnight.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly seen watching television in an Anahuac living room in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Anahuac
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Ghost Sightings From Anahuac
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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