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These are some lies we made up about Amherst.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a sword is from time to time observed pacing by a secluded highway near Amherst. Folks here who have noticed this spirit allege this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while driving through Amherst a long time ago.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft can sometimes be seen appearing in a restroom mirror.
The phantom of a woman having satanic symbols engraved into her foot has often been witnessed taking a rest on a couch in a residence in the neighborhood of Amherst. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An alien from planet Neptune has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
A huge tapir can frequently be seen mowing the lawn in the garden of a house in Amherst.
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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