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These are some lies we made up about Amarillo.
The Pied Piper appeared in Amarillo Dillas Pro Baseball Field before sunrise hauling a dead body through some bushes.
A space invader from another world was seen resting at the kitchen counter in an Amarillo apartment.
A colossal pony has regularly been noticed on the shore of Amarillo Lake twinkling a lantern.
A huge puma has been perceived on a small number of instances looking at people in an Amarillo mobile home through a keyhole.
Genghis Khan can be observed very frequently in a wild location near Amarillo.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship has from time to time been distinguished facing the onlooker at Ross Rogers Golf Course Lake Dam before sunrise.
The phantom of a youthful gentleman wearing a confederate uniform is occasionally spotted sending an envelope at an Amarillo post office.
A giant elk has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions quite near the entrance to Palo Duro Canyon State Park howling at
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the witness to beat it.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy can once in a while be seen talking into the night as if somebody besides was present.
A space invader from the Moon has frequently been observed by Alibates Flint Quarries National Monument stacking chunks of concrete.
A gigantic ferret is often
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witnessed peeking through mobile home windows in Amarillo on a dark night.
The ghost of a hobo has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances watching cable in an Amarillo living room very late at night. If you listen to what the local residents declare, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Amarillo a long time ago. Either way, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can often be seen on an Amarillo residential road in the early morning hours.
A Chupacabra may be noticed often staring at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a residence in Amarillo.
A very large mandrill has once in a while been noticed in a hardware store in the Amarillo vicinity.
The spirit of a young-looking woman covered in blood is sometimes spotted trying on shoes in an Amarillo home.
A huge shrew has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances creeping out from a manhole on an Amarillo avenue very late
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Ghost Sightings From Amarillo
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Ghost Sightings From Amarillo
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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