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These are some lies we made up about Alvord.
Julius Ceasar has regularly been distinguished staring at the vista from the summit of Ball Knob Hill at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object is frequently witnessed by Briar Branch swallowing apple juice.
A huge hartebeest is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions very late at night examining Cattail Hollow in detail.
A pitch black cat that shifted shape into a female may regularly be distinguished reading a newspaper under a chilling big tree in Lyndon B Johnson National Grassland. One thing is for sure, it undeniably is a chilling spirit that you would not want to bump into around midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy may be witnessed very frequently in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvord
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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