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These are some lies we made up about Alvin.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed at a pay phone in Alvin talking on the phone.
A beheaded lady became visible strolling through an Alvin neighborhood churchyard. The ghost didn't appear to be bothered by the bystanders. Locals here assert that this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Alvin before the present.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy was seen eating a hotdog in Alvin Memorial Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has regularly been seen smoking a pipe by the side of a deserted road close to Alvin at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a scary spirit that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A person with a skeleton face wearing shady robes is frequently spotted standing by a desolate road close to Alvin. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling
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ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady with a machete in her head may regularly be made out traveling on a moped on a dark highway right next door to Alvin.
A wandering spirit can be noticed frequently grasping a cranium in Brazos Bend State Park by the park headquarters. One of the local residents decisively argues that this
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ghost may be a renowned old days inhabitant of Alvin.
A gargantuan baboon has from time to time been made out in an Alvin building.
A sizeable scary dragon is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two instances walking by a secluded highway near Alvin.
An alien from deep space can from time to time be noticed relaxing on a couch in an apartment right next door to Alvin.
A huge bunny has frequently been witnessed at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing Jeep on a dark road in the vicinity of Alvin.
A space alien has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver spotting the phantom in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
Aristotle may be distinguished very frequently trimming bushes in the yard of a building in Alvin.
A gigantic burro is every so often observed sitting on a bench in a flat in Alvin.
A Velociraptor is known to have been seen on one or two occasions yelling people's names under a streetlamp in Alvin.
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giant crow may every so often be noticed marching from flat to flat in the early morning hours on an Alvin residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvin
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Ghost Sightings From Alvin
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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