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These are some lies we made up about Alvarado.
An armed forces uniform walking about devoid of a body in it has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances in Charles Head Stadium in the early morning hours going berserk. A lot of locals assert this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Alvarado before the present. Well, this is an unpleasant ghost that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An ET can be distinguished over and over again articulating into the night as if someone in addition was nearby.
The ghost of a terribly scorched woman has once in a while been seen up on Poverty Knob stacking chunks of concrete. In any case, it is indisputably a terrifying spirit that any sane person would not want to come across.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions at Boss Branch at midnight hurling bricks into the current.
A gigantic jackal may from time to time be observed
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walking a Terrier very late at night on a shadowy Alvarado residential road.
The phantom of the driver of a train was observed gazing at the water by Carousel Farms Lake Dam very late at night. When seen the ghost moved toward the eye witness who then ran away. People here allege that this ghost may perhaps be a recognized former time resident
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of Alvarado.
Rapunzel was observed peeping through mobile home windows in Alvarado in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn became visible browsing through garbage container on an Alvarado avenue.
The ghost of a badly mangled hunter pulling a dead deer was seen holding a cranium at the entrance to Cedar Hill State Park. There are further testimonies regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
A lady lacking a head was observed on an Alvarado lane before sunrise. Several stories of this ghost have been conveyed. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that should be left alone.
A giant puppy has regularly been seen suspended in the air like a blimp in Alvarado.
The ghost of a young lady with a wire around her neck is frequently witnessed staring at a guy sleeping on the floor in a residence in Alvarado. A local says that this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Alvarado.
An extraterrestrial from another planet
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is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions in an autopart store in the Alvarado vicinity.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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