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These are some lies we made up about Alto.
The Pied Piper has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions gazing at the water by Decker Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A female having a spear in her head can now and then be distinguished down next to Bowles Spring after midnight shining a light.
A gargantuan dog has regularly been spotted in Bird Hollow around midnight reasoning.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter is frequently perceived startling folks in Caddoan Mounds State Historical Park before dawn.
The ghost of an airline pilot is known to have been made out on one or two occasions repositioning orbs around next to the shore at Forman Lake. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Alto person who lived here.
Archimedes may be made out repeatedly tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Allen Branch at the stroke of midnight.
A huge donkey has now and then been distinguished turning toward the eye witness up on Bald Mountain.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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