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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
An martian tourist from another solar system was made out sitting at the dining table in an Alpine flat reading a newspaper.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy came into view observing the surroundings from the top of Alpine Hill in the early morning hours.
A space man was made out hauling a cadaver over rocks in Baines Park around midnight.
The phantom of a seriously charred lady materialized traveling on a horse alongside a highway in the vicinity of Alpine. There have been numerous reports on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity. Regardless of what, it certainly is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted strolling through a residence close to Alpine.
A giant gila monster has often been seen exploring Bear Canyon in detail after midnight.
A huge okapi is regularly noticed startling people down next to Ranger Spring late in the night.
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colossal canary may repeatedly be observed at McIntyre Creek around midnight heaving stones into the water.
A space alien from planet Mercury may be witnessed repeatedly looking menacing in Balmorhea State Park by the park headquarters.
A space man from another planet has every now and then been distinguished walking through an Alpine
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neighborhood graveyard.
An extraterrestrial is every so often seen hanging out in a forsaken mansion in Alpine.
An enormous oryx has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Alpine.
An alien voyager from outer space has often been perceived in a flat in Alpine.
The spirit of a man with names engraved into his head is often observed strolling next to a desolate road near Alpine.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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