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An martian explorer from deep space is known to have been observed on one or two instances walking a Great Dane in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Allison road.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may every now and then be seen laundering a bloody pair of pants in Rathjen Springs before dawn.
A lady's body having a horse's head was observed thinking at Domer Reed Lake Dam before sunrise. There are several testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. A lot of local residents declare this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while passing through Allison some decades ago. Regardless of what folks utter, this is a bad ghost that you do not want to bump into at night.
A huge squirrel materialized by Coburn Creek repositioning orbs about.
Nicolaus Copernicus was perceived before dawn checking out Mulberry Draw in detail.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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