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An alien from another galaxy was perceived by Bailey Lake Dam very late at night looking at the water.
The ghost of a coal-miner was made out going nuts in Horseshoe Gully at midnight. Further people around here have had matching experiences with an almost identical ghost.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a janitor has frequently been perceived on the top of Alley Hill late in the night gazing at the vista. According to what the residents declare, this ghost loves terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Alleyton. One thing's for sure, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space invader is frequently perceived after midnight floating by on Allen Branch.
The ghost of a gentleman in a police force uniform may frequently be noticed late at night giving a piloted expedition of Hahn Bottoms to a cluster of ghosts. Many residents claim this spirit could be the spirit of a local resident who passed on here in Alleyton some time ago. Any which way, this is a horrible ghost that should be avoided.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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