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These are some lies we made up about Allen.
A giant chameleon may every so often be noticed calling names at Lago Grande Dam late at night.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was witnessed wandering through a mobile home in the vicinity of Allen. The witness freaked out and ran away.
An Anchisaurus was observed striding through an Allen vicinity churchyard.
An extremely large wolverine materialized in A R Schell Park late at night going mad.
A figure with a skeleton face in dark robes was observed drifting down Beck Branch in the early morning hours. The ghost did not seem to be scared by the viewers. Regardless of what people say, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into very late at night.
A huge cony was spotted excavating a nook beside a deserted road in the neighborhood of Allen before dawn.
A space invader from planet Neptune has regularly been perceived spending time in a deserted mansion in Allen.
Rapunzel is regularly observed standing
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by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Allen.
An enormous jaguar has been made out on numerous occasions mounted on a moped on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Allen.
A huge doe can be made out time and again in an Allen trailer.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been observed quite near
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the entrance to Cedar Hill State Park gulping paint.
A space invader is once in a while spotted strolling next to a wild road in the vicinity of Allen.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object can from time to time be perceived becoming visible in a closet mirror.
A very large alpaca has often been perceived resting on the floor in a mobile home in close proximity to Allen.
An ET from planet Mercury is known to have been observed on several instances around midnight sprinting after a passing Jeep on a shady highway outside Allen.
A woman having a knife in her head can be made out often watering plants in the back garden of a trailer in Allen. Locals here who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a resident who used to live here in Allen.
The spirit of a young-looking Indian combatant has occasionally been noticed by an old man canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Allen. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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