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  I have the best ceiling lights in the world. When I flip the switch the light doesn't light up but a voice from nowhere says ''lightlightlightlightlightlightlight'' until I turn the light off. Then it says ''darkdarkdarkdarkdarkdark''.
Submitted by A.P.W.B. Dumbledore
       Categories: witch, lights


Santa, it sounds like you may be needing a lawyer some time in the near future because Timmy the once hard working elf has himself a lawyer now. He claims that your evil laugh has caused him to start having flash-backs so badly that he cannot even sleep now.
    Plus the fall down the 22 flights of stairs practically destroyed his back and now he can no longer work at all. Yep Santa Claus... You are now in a world of trouble....
Submitted by Atilla
       Categories: santa, laugh, evil, lights, sounds


Hi I'm Santa Clause and I live at the North Pole. Well I was in my office when one of my elves little Timmy came in. Well anyways little Timmy said Santa, Santa, I have more Christmas wish lists for you.
Alright I said. Bring them here . By the way I hate it when kids send me their stupid Christmas wish lists. So I just threw them in the trash can. Then I laughed so evilly that my elf little Timmy started to cry.
 

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