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These are some lies we made up about Alice.
Galileo may sometimes be seen on an Alice street very late at night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is often distinguished in Alice Memorial Stadium before dawn reading a magazine.
A space alien from planet Mars can regularly be observed looking at an old man snoozing in an armchair in a home in Alice.
A giant alpaca can be observed repeatedly enjoying the view at Lake Alice Dam late at night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been witnessed trying on socks in an Alice mobile home.
A gargantuan marten is sometimes witnessed by Chiltipin Creek struggling to articulate something.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions scrambling up from a storm drain on an Alice street before dawn.
A cyclop can every so often be perceived in Lake Corpus Christi State Park near the park headquarters twinkling a light.
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gigantic fawn was witnessed contemplating in Padre Island National Seashore near the park headquarters.
A colossal mule was made out nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Alice.
A large chilling ogre emerged in an Alice school at midnight wandering the corridors.
A huge musk deer was distinguished in a house in the vicinity
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of Alice.
A colossal grizzly bear was noticed in an Alice area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
A Brachiosaurus has often been distinguished going mad at midnight by a vending machine in Alice.
A female alight, holding a fuel tank is regularly witnessed resting at a table in an Alice home scraping out a crack.
An alien voyager from another world has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions walking through a mobile home in Alice.
An ET from planet Jupiter can regularly be perceived pacing through a residence in close proximity to Alice.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may be perceived often walking through an Alice area churchyard. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not messed with.
A colossal wolf has every so often been witnessed sipping chlorine by the side of a wild highway in the neighborhood of Alice in the early morning hours.
The Ugly Duckling is once in a while perceived hanging out in a vacant building in Alice.
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Ghost Sightings From Alice
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Ghost Sightings From Alice
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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