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These are some lies we made up about Aledo.
A colossal mongoose can from time to time be seen striding from trailer to trailer before dawn on an Aledo lane.
A big terrifying giant was witnessed slurping gasoline in Aledo High School Baseball Field late at night.
A menacing skeleton came into view going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Aledo trailer at midnight. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being distinguished.
An martian vacationer from deep space was noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in an Aledo mobile home.
A very large mustang showed up at Lake Montex Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise seeking a woman.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was perceived on the peak of Chattanooga Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the view.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer was distinguished after midnight floating down Brown Branch.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire has often been spotted
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staring at the shore at Lake Weatherford.
An ET from planet Neptune is regularly seen in Cason Hollow late at night attempting to capture something.
The phantom of a pregnant female has allegedly been spotted on a few instances laundering a blood-splattered pillow in Bear Creek Springs after midnight.
A headless gentleman may be
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seen repeatedly gazing at people in an Aledo trailer through an air vent. Based on what the people who live here declare, this spirit takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who come trying to locate spirits in Aledo. One thing is for guaranteed, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has now and then been distinguished in a desolate spot close to Aledo.
An ET from another solar system is now and then perceived hitch-hiking by a shadowy road in close proximity to Aledo.
Johann Sebastian Bach may occasionally be made out appearing menacing in Cleburne State Park by the park headquarters.
A gargantuan hartebeest has often been seen mailing an envelope at an Aledo post office.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a bloody machete is regularly made out glugging down regular unleaded from a pump at a refueling station in Aledo.
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Ghost Sightings From Aledo
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Ghost Sightings From Aledo
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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