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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
The spirit of a delivery man has once in a while been witnessed burying a cadaver by a large rock in Webb Memorial Park before dawn. A lot of local residents argue this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Albany.
A gentleman's body with the head of a dog is every so often noticed by a woman canoeing in a river outside Albany. Folks here allege that this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Albany some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has purportedly been perceived on a small number of instances attempting to exclaim something in the middle of Cook Creek.
A feminine shape may every so often be spotted at Casey Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to seize something.
A huge moose was noticed gazing at the sight from the summit of Round Hill before sunrise.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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