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These are some lies we made up about Alba.
An extremely large hog has been said to have been made out on frequent instances hurling chunks of concrete at Lake Louise Dam before sunrise.
A space man from Jupiter was noticed watching TV in an Alba living room at midnight.
An ET from space showed up searching through trash cans on an Alba residential road.
A gargantuan coati was perceived in the middle of Big Creek devastating a photo.
The phantom of a guy dressed in a law enforcement outfit was witnessed dragging a cadaver through some bushes in Jenkins Park very late at night. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been many other sightings of this individual ghost. In any event, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to meet.
An enormous wildcat was made out floating in the air like a balloon in Alba.
An alien is regularly spotted smoking a pipe in Cooper Lake State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Alba
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Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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