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These are some lies we made up about Alanreed.
The phantom of a hobo is rumored to have been observed on many occasions late at night drifting along Cabin Creek.
The ghost of an elderly witch can regularly be made out gazing at people in an Alanreed flat through a peephole. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Alanreed local resident. In any event, it undeniably is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not upset.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body can be observed frequently walking alongside a shadowy road near Alanreed.
A large chilling ogre has every so often been distinguished gulping diesel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Alanreed.
A space invader is every so often spotted discussing into the thin air as if somebody else was nearby.
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Ghost Sightings From Alanreed
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Ghost Sightings From Alanreed
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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