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These are some lies we made up about Alamo.
A female with a bottle-green face was distinguished raking leaves in the yard of a house in Alamo. The observer ran off after he saw the phantom.
The phantom of a mailman was witnessed by an old woman hunting in a forest outside Alamo. When the onlooker became visible the ghost fled. One of the local residents determinedly argues that this spirit enjoys scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate spirits in Alamo.
A womanly character has frequently been witnessed in Aldrich Park on a dark night hauling a dead body over rocks.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is repeatedly witnessed after midnight glancing over Main Floodway.
The spirit of a gentleman clutching a sword is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances down by the shore at Donna Reservoir 1 reading a newsletter. Some of the locals say this phantom may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Alamo some time ago. Regardless of what folks utter, this
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phantom certainly is terrifying; one that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic colt can frequently be witnessed having a seat on a couch in a residence in Alamo.
A space alien from Mars may be spotted time and again sniveling underneath a streetlight in Alamo.
An ET from another planet has from time to time been
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noticed rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of an Alamo flat late at night.
A colossal dog is now and then distinguished trying to articulate something near Bentsen-Rio Grande Valley State Park.
An ET has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions staring at folks in an Alamo building through a peephole.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship can now and then be witnessed in a desolate area close to Alamo.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils has repeatedly been noticed spitting at passing cars down a dark highway near Alamo.
A very large puma is repeatedly seen swallowing gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Alamo.
The phantom of a female with a stiletto in her chest may frequently be made out walking a Great Dane after midnight on a gloomy Alamo lane. If you talk to the local residents, this spirit may well be a distinguished old days dweller of Alamo.
The ghost of a strapped up female may be noticed frequently staring through apartment windows in Alamo on
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a dark night. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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