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These are some lies we made up about Afton.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft may frequently be perceived around midnight drifting along on Cottonwood Creek.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has once in a while been observed at Lucretia Campbell Dam in the early morning hours attempting to grip something.
An enormous mountain goat is every now and then seen before sunrise exploring Darden Canyon in detail.
A guy's body having the head of a skunk is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances pushing orbs about at Patton Springs at night. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Afton some time ago.
The ghost of a guy gripping a sword may now and then be made out in a flat in Afton. In any case, this is an intimidating spirit that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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