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These are some lies we made up about Adrian.
A partly see-through gentleman dressed as the captain of a freight ship is every now and then spotted mid stream in Agua de Piedra Creek drinking blood from a bottle.
A large bloodcurdling phantom is known to have been witnessed on a few instances slurping water from Blue Goose Springs very late at night. Anyway, this is a bad ghost that should be shunned.
An extremely large shrew may every now and then be made out looking at the water by Curry Lake Dam late at night.
The phantom of a strapped up man has often been distinguished studying Nara Visa Arroyo in detail after midnight.
An alien from space is frequently distinguished searching through a fridge in the kitchen of an Adrian building in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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