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A bloodcurdling beast has from time to time been distinguished looking at the view from the peak of Rocky Point in the early morning hours. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
A massive iguana is every now and then made out by Chupaderas Creek shuffling orbs about.
A gigantic dog has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of instances in an Adkins area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
A space invader was observed covering a corpse by a sizeable rock in Calaveras Lake Park late at night.
Archimedes became visible pointing at the onlooker very late at night by a mailbox in Adkins.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out relaxing at the dining table in an Adkins trailer shouting at the observer to go away.
A gargantuan raccoon came into sight marching through a house in Adkins.
An martian explorer from
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another galaxy was observed strolling through a home near Adkins.
A Chupacabra was made out in Guadalupe River State Park quite near the ranger station piling bricks.
The ghost of a gold-miner has regularly been spotted in a phone booth in Adkins making a telephone call.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is often witnessed wandering
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through an Adkins area churchyard.
A woman with a partially see-through body has allegedly been observed on several occasions having a piece of bread by a wild road close to Adkins late at night. It's been said that this individual ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Adkins. In any event, this is an antagonistic phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Adkins
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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