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These are some lies we made up about Addison.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head missing was distinguished snooping in mailboxes at night in Addison. When the witness became visible the ghost ran away.
Vasco da Gama was perceived down near White Rock Springs in the early morning hours turning toward the eye witness.
The phantom of a young woman dressed in a bloody dress was observed concealing a dead body by a big rock in Alfred J Loos Stadium and Sports Complex before sunrise. The ghost talked about avenging a murder. Lots of locals assert this ghost may perhaps be a recognized former time dweller of Addison.
A gargantuan lamb has frequently been spotted in a wooden boat on Columbian Club Lake going crazy.
An extremely large dugong is regularly perceived performing a piece of music on a harmonica in an Addison trailer.
A space alien from another galaxy can regularly be distinguished in an Addison highschool before sunrise pacing the hallways.
A headless
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woman can be perceived repeatedly in a mirror in an Addison apartment; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The Abominable Snowman has occasionally been made out seeking a hat underneath a parked Jeep in an Addison parking lot after midnight.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is every so often observed smoking a pipe
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in the center of Cottonwood Creek.
An martian traveler from space may once in a while be made out in an Addison area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A massive giraffe has frequently been seen staring at the water by Bright Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big terrifying beast is regularly spotted sobbing before sunrise by a road sign in Addison.
A very large mouse is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two instances in Cedar Hill State Park by the park headquarters gazing.
A massive muskrat can be spotted repeatedly sitting at a table in an Addison flat attempting to grasp something.
The phantom of a 10 feet enormous guy has from time to time been witnessed strolling through a trailer in Addison.
Aristotle has supposedly been spotted on many instances riding on a donkey along a road next to Addison.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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