Ackerly, Texas Lies


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An alien tourist from another solar system may be made out repeatedly seated at a coffee table in an Ackerly building.

An ET from another galaxy has occasionally been witnessed in a secluded location close to Ackerly.

A space invader is once in a while perceived shining a lamp quite near the entrance to Big Spring State Park.

A massive sheep has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions sending a postcard at an Ackerly post office.

The spirit of a gentleman having numbers carved into his head can once in a while be observed verbalizing into the air as if somebody else was there.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Ackerly



Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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