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These are some lies we made up about Ace.
The ghost of a man with half his head absent was made out floating down on Ace Emanuel Branch around midnight. Many sightings of this phantom have been reported.
A colossal jackal was distinguished discussing into the night in Logan League at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large colt has frequently been observed by Drew Springs very late at night reading a tabloid.
An extraterrestrial is often perceived in a motor boat on Brushy Lake searching for a woman.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has allegedly been spotted on a few instances at Bearfoot Lake Dam around midnight crying.
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Ghost Sightings From Ace
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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