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These are some lies we made up about Abilene.
A character with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes is repeatedly perceived sitting in an armchair in a house near Abilene.
A lady having an axe in her head can frequently be distinguished after midnight hurrying after a passing vehicle on a murky road next to Abilene. One of the folks who live here definitely asserts that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Abilene local person.
A massive beaver may be observed very frequently at Buttonwillow Creek around midnight flinging pebbles into the stream.
Socrates has every so often been noticed in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
A colossal cat is once in a while noticed watering plants in the yard of a trailer in Abilene.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions looking at the view at Cameron Dam around midnight.
A drifting ghost has
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regularly been seen in A C C Stadium on a dark night crying.
A gargantuan ox is often witnessed seated on a bench in a home in Abilene.
Rapunzel has allegedly been perceived on a few instances down by the water's edge at J C Griffith Lake struggling to grip something.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant may frequently be distinguished
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flickering a flash light in Abilene State Park quite near the park headquarters. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gigantic kangaroo can be noticed very often strolling from residence to residence at midnight on an Abilene residential street.
A giant duckbill has every so often been spotted going through the fridge in the kitchen of an Abilene house very late at night.
The ghost of a jet pilot is every now and then seen looking at people in an Abilene building through a keyhole.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions spitting at passing cars by a murky road outside Abilene.
An ET from space can once in a while be witnessed posting a postcard at an Abilene post office.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was distinguished talking into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a sizeable axe materialized peeking through building
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windows in Abilene in the early morning hours before sunrise. This is one of those phantoms that is distinguished often around here. A number of of the people here argue this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Abilene in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Abilene
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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