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These are some lies we made up about Abernathy.
A space alien from planet Saturn appeared riding on a horse by the side of a highway near Abernathy.
A huge aoudad was observed walking through a building outside Abernathy.
An enormous baboon has frequently been witnessed marching through an Abernathy vicinity churchyard.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is often distinguished turning toward the bystander along a desolate highway near Abernathy on a dark night.
A massive skunk is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions hanging out in a neglected home in Abernathy.
A gentleman's body with the head of a skunk may be witnessed very often mounted on a scooter on a shady highway near Abernathy. A lot of residents declare this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Abernathy local person.
A sizeable creepy dragon has sometimes been witnessed in an Abernathy residence.
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Professional courtesy.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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