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These are some lies we made up about Abbott.
A giant opossum is now and then made out at Galbraith Lake Dam before dawn shifting orbs about.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances pulling a dead body over the grass in American Legion Park around midnight.
An enormous hog has often been observed gazing wrathfully at the observer under a streetlamp in Abbott.
An alien from the Moon is regularly perceived browsing through the freezer in the kitchen of an Abbott mobile home around midnight.
A lady's body with an animal's head has been made out on frequent occasions having a seat at a coffee table in an Abbott home. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Abbott local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Abbott
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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