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These are some lies we made up about Wright City.
The ghost of a flight attendant has purportedly been observed on many occasions smoking a cigar beneath a streetlamp in Wright City.
A Megalosaurus may once in a while be distinguished up on Bear Mountain verbalizing into the air.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was observed in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Black Sulphur Hollow in detail. The viewer was frightened and ran off. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
A space alien appeared browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a Wright City trailer around midnight.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady was made out slurping water from Burks Springs in the early morning hours. The ghost waved to the bystander.
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Ghost Sightings From Wright City
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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