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These are some lies we made up about Weatherford.
An ET from planet Pluto was seen in the early morning hours chasing a passing Chrysler on a dark road right next door to Weatherford.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady was distinguished raking leaves in the front garden of a residence in Weatherford. The ghost unmoved that there was someone other there. One thing is for certain, it is certainly a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has repeatedly been witnessed by a person hiking along a trail close to Weatherford.
A space man is regularly spotted in Rader Park at midnight dragging a body through some bushes.
An alien traveler from outer space has allegedly been perceived on many instances gazing at the water by Bozeman and McBride Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking female dressed as a house keeper can repeatedly be made out heaving stones into the flowing water at Little Deep Creek at midnight. One of
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the locals determinedly claims that this ghost may be a renowned past resident of Weatherford.
The ghost of a young cowboy may be distinguished time and again startling people by Crowder Lake State Park. Nevertheless, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that should be kept away from.
An alien from planet Neptune has now and then
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been witnessed resting on a bench in a house in Weatherford.
A space invader from deep space is once in a while noticed looking terrifying by a streetlamp in Weatherford.
A very large donkey has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions striding from house to house around midnight on a Weatherford residential road.
A scary being can now and then be distinguished having a seat at a table in a Weatherford mobile home.
A gargantuan aoudad has regularly been made out in a wild location outside Weatherford.
The Abominable Snowman is often distinguished spitting at passing cars by a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Weatherford.
A giant mare can regularly be observed mailing a package at a Weatherford post office.
The martian technician of a UFO may be seen often glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Weatherford.
A massive mule has every so often been perceived chatting into the air as if somebody else was present.
An extremely large bison is once in a while
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perceived walking a Pit Bull at night on a gloomy Weatherford avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Weatherford
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Ghost Sightings From Weatherford
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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