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These are some lies we made up about Watts.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword was observed howling at the onlooker to stay away by Dripping Springs in the early morning hours. The observer fled when she saw the ghost. In any event, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that is better not messed with.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets came into sight staring across Moseley Prairie around midnight. The ghost did not mind that there was somebody else in attendance.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy was made out admiring Fidlers Bend very late at night.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her neck has regularly been perceived on a Watts residential street at midnight.
An ET from another world is regularly observed demolishing a bag in Calunchety Hollow late at night.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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