Watson, Oklahoma Lies


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An extremely large mole is every now and then observed sipping water from Pine Mountain Spring around midnight.

An enormous springbok is rumored to have been observed on many instances flying over the Pine Mountains late at night.

A guy having a knife in his head can from time to time be observed yelling people's names in McCurtain County Game Reserve at midnight. Several of the residents allege this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Watson.

A guy's body with the head of a horse was spotted up on Bog Mountain appearing bloodcurdling. This is one of those ghosts that is seen repeatedly nearby.

An ET became visible mid stream in Cedar Branch pointing at the onlooker.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Watson



Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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