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These are some lies we made up about Walters.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while spotted in a Walters area store, pacing the aisles.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nose has purportedly been observed on one or two instances hauling a cadaver across the ground in Sulton Park in the early morning hours. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any sane person would not want to run into.
An martian vacationer from deep space may now and then be made out frightening folks by Snake Creek.
A space alien from another galaxy was distinguished taking pleasure in the view at Tempe Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a bound up lady became visible calling out names very late at night by a mailbox in Walters. There are several tales on the subject of this ghost in the vicinity. Anyway, it certainly is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed pacing through a home in Walters.
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woman with the head of a goblin came into sight being carried by a camel in the middle of a road in close proximity to Walters. Numerous accounts of this spirit have been reported. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that should be left alone.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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