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These are some lies we made up about Tyrone.
A space man from deep space may be distinguished often having a seat in a chair in a trailer in Tyrone.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is now and then distinguished marching from house to house at night on a Tyrone avenue.
A space man from planet Neptune has supposedly been seen on several instances rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Tyrone house around midnight.
A space invader from outer space can occasionally be seen relaxing at a table in a Tyrone mobile home.
A giant panda was observed in Beaver State Park at the ranger station devouring a sandwich.
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Ghost Sightings From Tyrone
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Ghost Sightings From Tyrone
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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