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These are some lies we made up about Turpin.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is every so often seen tossing stones into the current at Jackson Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an eight feet high colossal guy has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions having a seat on a bench in a trailer near Turpin.
A Seismosaurus can every so often be noticed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The phantom of a lady having half her head absent is frequently noticed in Meade State Park by the park headquarters appearing frightening. People here who have observed this ghost claim this ghost is perhaps the tormented ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Turpin. One thing's for sure, it indisputably is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions pulling up weeds in the side yard of a house in Turpin.
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Ghost Sightings From Turpin
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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