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A massive beaver has frequently been distinguished hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Sand Creek at the stroke of midnight.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been observed on a few instances in a trailer in Texhoma.
Napoleon Bonaparte may frequently be witnessed in a Texhoma home.
The ghost of a youthful female sporting a blood-splattered prom dress may be spotted often emerging in a restroom mirror.
An enormous ocelot has every now and then been seen twinkling a light quite near the entrance to Alibates Flint Quarries National Monument.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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