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These are some lies we made up about Talala.
A guy devoid of a head is every so often noticed twinkling a lantern in the middle of North Fork Talala Creek.
An enormous hartebeest has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions reasoning in Will Rogers State Park very late at night.
A tremendously scary ghost may every now and then be observed in a mirror in a Talala house; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror. Some of the folks who live here declare this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Talala person who lived here.
A gigantic horse has often been witnessed at Wagoner Lake Dam on a dark night enjoying the vista.
An alien from outer space is often spotted searching for a book underneath a parked Chrysler in a Talala parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Talala
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Ghost Sightings From Talala
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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