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These are some lies we made up about Springer.
Rapunzel was perceived next to Cedar Falls on a dark night attempting to utter something.
A gigantic kinkajou has frequently been distinguished gazing at the water by Amos Construction Company Dam at midnight.
A colossal dormouse has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions by Board Hollow Creek meditating.
A very large aoudad may often be noticed at a pay phone in Springer using the phone.
An alien from another planet has once in a while been observed walking through a Springer area churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Springer
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Ghost Sightings From Springer
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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