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These are some lies we made up about Spiro.
An martian traveler from another galaxy is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances gazing next to a wild road in close proximity to Spiro late at night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may frequently be distinguished gazing at the water by New Spiro Lake Dam around midnight.
An ET from another world may be perceived very often hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of James Fork late at night.
A very large cougar has sometimes been noticed reasoning up on Wilson Rock.
A gigantic zebra is now and then witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise soaring over Cache Bottom.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may once in a while be spotted at the stroke of midnight looking at Braden Bottom.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in army attire was seen attempting to deposit a dead body in Mud Slough before sunrise. Further accounts of this ghost have been
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described.
The Wizard of Oz was witnessed being in a vacant farmhouse in Spiro.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy materialized standing by a secluded highway close to Spiro.
A space man from another solar system was perceived in a building in Spiro.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head
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has often been seen in a Spiro building.
An ET is often witnessed scooping out a cavity in Devil's Den State Park outside the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions marching along a secluded road next to Spiro.
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Ghost Sightings From Spiro
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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