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These are some lies we made up about Spencer.
A very large lemur is from time to time seen digging a gap beside a secluded road in the neighborhood of Spencer at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her head can once in a while be distinguished at Mary Mahoney Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the scenery. According to what the locals argue, this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a resident who used to reside here in Spencer.
An enormous dugong was perceived standing by a secluded road close to Spencer.
A giant seal was seen flinging bricks into the water at Cherry Creek late at night.
A colossal mink appeared in a building in Spencer.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object was observed dragging a cadaver through some bushes in Diggs Park after midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet was made out in a Spencer flat.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has regularly been made out coming
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into sight in a washroom mirror.
A space invader is frequently witnessed in Chickasaw National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters looking for a woman.
A sizeable chilling monster has been said to have been seen on a few instances before sunrise rushing after a passing Ford on a dark highway near Spencer.
A female having
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the head of a goblin can frequently be made out in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Locals who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Spencer local person.
A woman hauling her head by her arm may be perceived over and over again by an old man hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Spencer.
The spirit of a man having half his head missing is every now and then observed relaxing in an armchair in a mobile home in Spencer.
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Ghost Sightings From Spencer
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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