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These are some lies we made up about Skiatook.
A gigantic cougar was observed glugging down gas from a gas pump at a gas station in Skiatook.
An extremely large porpoise showed up flinging rocks by Horseshoe Bend.
An enormous puppy was spotted floating by on Battle Creek at night.
A giant sheep was spotted walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a dark Skiatook avenue.
Galileo is regularly observed peeking through house windows in Skiatook late at night.
A gigantic dormouse has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions watching shows in a Skiatook living room at night.
An enormous lizard may regularly be seen browsing through garbage container on a Skiatook lane.
A space alien from outer space has every so often been witnessed on a Skiatook avenue in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a female having half her head lost has been said to have been spotted on a few instances articulating into the night in Lake Keystone State Park at the park headquarters.
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enormous seal can once in a while be noticed looking at a woman slumbering on a futon in an apartment in Skiatook.
An extremely large mink has frequently been noticed trying on a hat in a Skiatook flat.
A space alien is regularly spotted ascending up from a manhole on a Skiatook street very late at night.
An enormous bighorn can
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regularly be perceived poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Skiatook.
Vincent van Gogh can be noticed frequently performing a song on a guitar in a Skiatook residence.
A female having a sword in her head has every so often been spotted in a Skiatook highschool before sunrise strolling the hallways.
A drifting ghost is every now and then noticed in a mirror in a Skiatook home; the ghost was only observable in the mirror. Nevertheless, this is a nasty ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to run into.
The phantom of an airliner pilot has supposedly been noticed on several occasions in a residence right next door to Skiatook.
An martian voyager from deep space can once in a while be made out looking for a book beneath a parked vehicle in a Skiatook parking lot on a dark night.
An ET from the Moon was distinguished in a Skiatook area clothing store, marching the aisles.
An ET from another solar system came into view resting at the dining table in a Skiatook house going mad.
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Ghost Sightings From Skiatook
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Ghost Sightings From Skiatook
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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