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These are some lies we made up about Shawnee.
An enormous cougar appeared resting at a coffee table in a Shawnee house.
Snow White was made out in a deserted spot in the neighborhood of Shawnee.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy was made out hiding a corpse by a big boulder in Chasteen Park after midnight.
A space man from planet Venus has regularly been perceived down near the shore at Tecumseh Lake rearranging orbs about.
A huge pronghorn is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances by Deer Creek yelling names of people.
A black bat that transformed into a lady can often be distinguished spitting at passing cars alongside a dark highway near Shawnee.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed as a house keeper may be spotted repeatedly staring at the water by Ellis Lake Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has from time to time been distinguished posting a letter at a Shawnee post office.
A space invader from outer space
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is now and then seen swallowing unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Shawnee.
A chilling beast is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions in Chickasaw National Recreation Area near the ranger station flinging bricks. Whichever way, it's sure a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
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massive alligator can occasionally be noticed walking a Saint Bernard at midnight on a murky Shawnee road.
The phantom of a steel-miner has frequently been made out peeking through apartment windows in Shawnee around midnight. Residents who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Shawnee local person.
The phantom of a guy dressed as a gas station attendant is repeatedly noticed browsing through garbage cans on a Shawnee lane.
The ghost of a man dressed in a police outfit has been made out on a few occasions hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Shawnee.
A space alien may repeatedly be witnessed in a supermarket in the Shawnee area.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a large white beard has once in a while been seen trying on a hat in a Shawnee trailer. People say that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Shawnee before the present.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head is now and then made out scrambling out of a storm drain
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on a Shawnee lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Shawnee
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Ghost Sightings From Shawnee
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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