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These are some lies we made up about Shamrock.
Ferdinand Magellan is sometimes seen gazing at the water by Tydol Lake Dam after midnight.
A headless woman is known to have been observed on a small number of instances frightening people mid stream in East Spring Creek. Scores of folks who live here declare this ghost is the stressed soul of an old Shamrock local. In any event, it sure is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A giant weasel can every now and then be perceived in a secluded place near Shamrock.
The spirit of a young girl was observed pulling a cadaver over rocks in Way Park in the early morning hours. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the viewers. Folks who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Shamrock some time ago. Regardless of what people verbalize, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that you do not want to meet late in the night.
A space alien from planet Venus materialized sending a letter at a Shamrock post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Shamrock
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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