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These are some lies we made up about Sapulpa.
The ghost of a farmer wearing a farmer hat materialized in a phone booth in Sapulpa using the telephone. When the viewer materialized the phantom fled. One of the residents steadfastly says that this phantom likes scaring foolish people who come seeking phantoms in Sapulpa.
The spirit of a young air force pilot was distinguished by Biven Creek calling out people's names. The ghost mentioned avenging a killing.
A young-looking girl having on a blood-splattered wedding gown came into sight appearing frightening beside a secluded highway in close proximity to Sapulpa on a dark night. The bystander freaked out and ran away.
A huge lovebird was distinguished spending time in a forsaken house in Sapulpa.
A huge marmoset was perceived in a boat on Parthenia Lake staring crossly at the eye witness.
A gentleman having an axe in his head has often been noticed at Fair Oil Company Dam in the early morning hours looking at the view.
The ghost
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of a mailman is regularly seen standing by a wild road close to Sapulpa.
A man's body having the head of a goat has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions being carried by a low rider on a murky road outside Sapulpa.
A gargantuan fox can regularly be seen by Lake Keystone State Park stacking bricks.
A space invader
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from Mars may be observed time and again in a house in Sapulpa.
A gigantic gorilla has occasionally been seen in a Sapulpa home.
A female character is every so often seen staggering by a deserted highway near Sapulpa. Some people allege this ghost can be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Sapulpa in the past.
A colossal bull has been observed on a few instances showing up in a bedroom mirror.
The phantom of a female with satanic symbols carved into her leg may occasionally be seen at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing Chevy on a dark highway near Sapulpa. It has been alleged that this particular phantom could be a recognized yesteryear resident of Sapulpa.
An alien from another planet has repeatedly been spotted cutting grass in the front yard of an apartment in Sapulpa.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship is repeatedly noticed by a guy camping at a campground near Sapulpa.
An alien explorer from another solar system has been noticed on a small number of instances relaxing in a chair
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Ghost Sightings From Sapulpa
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Ghost Sightings From Sapulpa
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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