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These are some lies we made up about Sand Springs.
The spirit of a young woman soaked in blood was spotted at Anderson Creek around midnight flinging bricks into the water. The observer ran away after he set eyes on the phantom. Anyhow, this is an intimidating spirit that is better not upset.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest was made out giving a conducted visit of Fisher Bottom to a collection of ghosts at the stroke of midnight. The ghost unmoved that there was someone else present. In any case, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter at midnight.
A man with the head of a leprechaun has regularly been noticed on a Sand Springs lane before dawn. A local person claims that this phantom enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the tranquility in Sand Springs.
An martian tourist from another solar system is repeatedly spotted down near the waterfront at Sand Springs Lake turning toward the witness.
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van Beethoven is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions by Gish Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A space invader from planet Mars may be seen over and over again going berserk in Chandler Park after midnight.
An alien from deep space has sometimes been witnessed hanging in the air like a cloud in Sand Springs.
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very large otter is from time to time seen in an autopart store in the Sand Springs neighborhood.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances in Lake Keystone State Park outside the ranger station trashing a photo.
A somewhat decayed human body may from time to time be observed climbing out from a storm drain on a Sand Springs residential road late at night. Regardless of what people utter, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been spotted playing a song on a guitar in a Sand Springs building.
A Megalosaurus is frequently distinguished in a Sand Springs secondary school before dawn strolling the halls.
An ET from deep space is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances in a mirror in a Sand Springs trailer; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A space invader can frequently be made out in a
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flat in the neighborhood of Sand Springs.
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Ghost Sightings From Sand Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Sand Springs
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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