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These are some lies we made up about Rufe.
An alien from planet Mars is often spotted trying to articulate something in the center of Big Branch.
A chilling skeleton is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances in Rough Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise flashing a flash light. Lots of folks who live here assert this phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a local person who used to have a home here in Rufe.
A space man from space can be seen over and over again riding on a stallion alongside a highway near Rufe.
A colossal duckbill has occasionally been made out in Pine Creek State Park on a dark night dragging a dead body over rocks.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft is every so often distinguished in a phone booth in Rufe talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Rufe
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Ghost Sightings From Rufe
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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